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bling was sitting on the bus just looking at a magazine when somebody tapped him on the shoulder.

He turned around and saw an old lady.

She said to him, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like."

"Sure," bling replied. Then she gave him a handful of nuts and went back to sit with her friends.

"What a nice lady", bling thought, while happily munching on the nuts.

A few minutes later, he felt another tap on his shoulder and there she was again, offering some more nuts.

He gladly accepted and she went back to her seat.

After about 10 minutes, she tapped him on the shoulder once again, offering some more nuts.

So bling asked her, "Why don't you eat them yourself?"

"Because we've got no teeth", she replied.

"Then why do you buy them?", bling asked.


"Oh, because we just love the chocolate around them."
 

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uggghhh is right on mark Stan
 

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Uggghhhhh is wrong mark Stan Anthony. Mmmmmmm is better. They slurped on them nuts good


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