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Subject: The wisdom of Larry the cable guy

Subject: FW: The wisdom of Larry the cable guy

Subject: The wisdom of Larry the cable guy.......

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


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ere is some good info.

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Cable Guy,,,,

I think he's one of the funniest comedians I've heard. I also think he would be just as funny if he weren't so vulgar.
Call me a prude if you like,,but I do think Larry would be just as, maybe MORE comical if he didn't stoop quite so low.
But then I'm also someone that wishes DVD movies came with a family rating version,,,instead of offering me a different language version.
For example,,"TOP GUN" is great when on the family channels with 90% of the cussing and blasphemy edited out.
If you think I'm just a Christian prude,,,your right!
Go shoot a few arrows,,I did yesterday and it felt GREAT!

'06 Ross 331
Alan in GA.
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