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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers,
a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He says to himself,
"this driver is just as dangerous as a speedster!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car,
he notices that there is one older guy ( Pbuck) driving and four elderly lady passengers - wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand,
I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Sir," the officer replies, “you weren't speeding, but you should know
that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly.
Twenty-two miles an hour!" Pbuck says a bit proudly..

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to him that 22 was
the highway number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, Pbuck
grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error..

"But before I let you go, sir, I have to ask ~ is everyone in this car OK?
These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a peep this
whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 289."

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So you're the one who taught p to drive, Ray?!?!
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