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It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered Whacks home and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free venison until the boy was 16.
She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat, knocked on Whacks door and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said Whack with a smile, "I've been counting too. Tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother.

The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to Whacks house and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free eggs for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
 

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It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered Whacks home and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free venison until the boy was 16.
She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat, knocked on Whacks door and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said Whack with a smile, "I've been counting too. Tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother.

The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to Whacks house and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free eggs for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
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